Monday, September 9, 2013

First Filipina Date: Jollibee

Jollibee, a fast food chain, is the symbol of the masses and a way to screen Filipinas. 

Since you are already a foreigner, bring her to Jollibee on the first date. 

Do not spend more than P150 ($3.75) on food on her on the first date. 

This is what standard Filipinos will pay for a date so you should not pay more especially if you had met her online. She will expect you to pay, you should pay. 


Her mission is to extract as much from the foreigner.
Your mission is to limit the amount she extracts until sex.

The fire of their loin translates to gold coins

Once she gives it up, the balance of power shifts to the guy. 

Be extremely frugal with your spending. Filipinas will be testing the foreigners purchasing capacity and they are experts at this. They might suggest expensive restaurants or hint at going to a trip. Deny immediately so she learns. She knows you are not poor (poor is Philippine poor) but failure to do so will result in a greedy Filipina that will empty your wallet. 

If you dont have time for this and just want to spend, just get a hooker/bar-girl 

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